What is the difference between a materialist, an idealist, and an existentialist umpire?
A materialist says: I calls them as I seems them.
An idealist says: I calls them as they are.
An existentialist says: They ain’t nothing, ’til I calls them.
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Instant replay diminishes the game.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/04/sports/baseball/04tigers.html?hp
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