No hitter? – It’s nothing til I calls em

09-06-2010

No hitter? — It’s nothing til I calls em

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What is the difference between a materialist, an idealist, and an existentialist umpire?

A materialist says: I calls them as I seems them.

An idealist says: I calls them as they are.

An existentialist says: They ain’t nothing, ’til I calls them.

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